I Just Swallowed Earth!: Planetary Chocolates
Ever wanted to pretend you were a black hole and gobble up all the planets in our solar system? Who hasn't? Playing space is FUN. And now you're in luck, because Japanese chocolatier L'éclat is selling these sets of solar system chocolates. Every $50 set comes in an outerspace themed box and each handpainted planet is a different flavor. Mmmm, let me try one. *pops in mouth* What the -- this planet tastes like shit! "That's Uranus." I'm out of TP!
Hit the jump for a description of each flavor and a link to the Japanese product site in case you can afford to drop $50 on a box of chocolates you're not sure if you're supposed to eat or put on display.
Thanks to JLP, who has candy nipples and said I could lick them. OMG, please tell me they're everlasting gobstoppers!