Homemade Wooden USS Enterprise Coffee Table
Etsy seller BarryShields (aka Barry Shields) went and built this USS Enterprise coffee table. And now he's selling it for a paltry $3,100. Damn, I can't believe he's even willing to part with the blueprints for that cheap, let alone THE ACTUAL TABLE. What is this, my lucky day? SPOILER: No. I spent $60 on $10 lotto scratchers this morning and lost on every single one. Then I stepped in a puddle. OF URINE. I swear if it wasn't Friday I probably would've thrown myself down a storm sewer and called the ninja turtles a bunch of pussies.
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Thanks to Luis R., who used to have a Millennium Falcon coffee table until that shit blasted off through a wall or something.