This is a coffee table designed by Max & Max (who may or may not just be one guy with a personality disorder. Not that there's anything wrong with that -- right GW? Right GW!) with a removable riot shield functioning as the tabletop. Because you never know who or what is gonna bust through a window and need a shield to the face. Could be a robber, could be a zombie. Or -- OR -- it could be a door-to-door vacuum salesman. "You killed one didn't you?" Depends -- can you keep a secret?
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Thanks to That One Guy Danny, who agrees the best defense is a good offense and made a coffee table out of shotguns and baseball bats.