Force Choking: European Burger Chain Rolls Out Star Wars Burgers To Celebrate 3-D Release Of Episode 1
This is a line of limited edition cheeseburgers being rolled out by European burger franchise Quick to celebrate the release of Star Wars Episode 1 in 3-D. I hope George chokes on one. As you can see, the Darth Vader version has a black bun, the Darth Maul a red bun, and the Yoda burger has tauntaun jiblets on top. Or...something. Clever idea, but the Taco Bell by my apartment has already been selling Chewbacca tacos for months now. Get it? WEAR YOUR F***ING HAIR NET.
Thanks to Terry, who could easily eat one of each and still have room for dessert (he's a