Finally, A Decent Unicorn Sh*t Cookie Recipe

Wanna make your own unicorn poop cookies? WELL YOU ARE IN LUCK MY DISGUSTING FRIEND, because Instructable user Kristylynn84 has just the recipe for you! You're gonna be shitting magic! Jk jk, diarrhea, but who cares -- you tasted the rainbow. Me? I tasted a cow patty because a friend convinced me it was a no-bake. NOW I HAVE WORMS.

Hit the jump for a bunch more closeups and a link to Kristy's Instrutable with even more pictures of the process and step-by-step instructions.

Unicorn Poop! [instructables]
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Sparkly Rainbow Unicorn Poop Cookies [laughingsquid]

Thanks to Diane K., who secretly has a unicorn but keeps it hidden in plain sight. HA -- I was wondering why that zebra was wearing a party hat!

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