Burn Nature To The Ground!: The 'Venom' Caterpillar
Because Mother Nature may in fact be an evil sorceress and not the unshaven, tree-loving, weed smoking hippie-woman we've all imagined, here's an actual shot of a Brahmin-moth caterpillar taken by biochemist/photographer Igor Siwanowicz. WHAT. THE. F***? Why does it have all those freaky doo-dads? Will it kill you if you touch it? Where's Spiderman when you need him? Please don't say banging Mary Jane, please don't say banging Mary Jane. "Banging Mary Jane." GAAAAAH -- and I was just about to ask her out to coffee!
Caterpillar vs. Venom of the Day [geeks.thedailywh.at]
Thanks to Mark, who once ate a Spiderman caterpillar and can now piss silk but only after midnight and never with another guy peeping over the urinal divider.
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