To celebrate (or chastise) the upcoming 3-D release of the piece-of-shit original, this is a so-bad-it's-good sweded version of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace made by Geekologie Reader Carter (Obi Wan) and friends for a class project. You know, because this is what they're teaching our children in schools these days. Me? I LEARNED HOW TO KEEP IT REAL. Kidding, I made a bong in pottery class and got suspended.
Hit the jump for three minutes of still way better than George's version.
Thanks to Carter, who promised me a cameo in Attack of the Clones. I'm gonna be a star!