Beezow Doo-Doo Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop Got Arrested

Seen here daydreaming about having a dad like Frank Zappa who would have given him a cool name from the start, a man who legally changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop (formally Jeffrey Drew Wilschke) was recently arrested in Madison, Wisconsin on charges related to weed and probation violation. Can you believe that? HIS MIDDLE NAME IS DOO-DOO.

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested [yahoonews]

Thanks to neolardo, who's vowed to name his firstborn Wiener Peener Vacuum Cleaner.

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