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January 15, 2012 - January 21, 2012 Archives

  • January 20, 2012
    The female g-spot: much like a fountain of youth or an all-you-can-eat buffet where the other patrons aren't so fat that you're too disgusted to eat, men have spent centuries trying to find one. And now penis doctor urologist Amichai Kilchevsky adds his two cents to the growin... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2012
    This is a video of a dove getting its flippity-flap on right at the camera in super slow-motion. It looks like an angel. Just kidding, it looks like it's about to drop a white and purpleberry payload on your favorite dress shirt. True story: one time a seagull shat right on ... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2012
    The Fujitsu Lifebook is a conceptual all-in-one mobile command center design by Prashant Chandra that features a laptop with integrated and removable smartphone, digital camera and tablet (which functions as the laptop's keyboard when in its cradle). Why would anybody want tha... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2012
    Because some of us need constant reminders that the earth is actually a beautiful place and not just a breeding ground for miserable, greedy assholes, here's a short video taken from the International Space Station passing over a very stormy Africa, with the Milky Way serving a... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2012
    These are two ultra-realistic Beavis and Butthead busts created by makeup effects artist Kevin Kirkpatrick. As you can see, they're even more terrifying than in cartoon form. Definitely NOT the kind of kids you running around in your neighborhood. Actually, I don't want ANY ... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2012
    I see what you did there! I actually did something similar with the license plate on my Explorer -- tell me what you think. "...It says 'DORA THE'." Bwahahhahahahahha!! F*** I am so awesome. My new custom plate :) [reddit] via Acura Legend of Zelda [tosh.0] Thanks to Macky... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2012
    So yesterday the feds busted up Megaupload, the "50-million+ daily visits and 4% of all web traffic" file-hosting website for SURPRISE! copyright infringement (among other things). Then hacker collective Anonymous, displeased with the fed's operation, decided to go on a websit... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2012
    So apparently Nissan is getting into the iPhone case business after inventing a paint for its vehicles back in 2008 that "self-heals" after being scratched (video demo after the jump). Because God forbid your iPhone CASE gets a f***ing scratch in it. That -- that might just be... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2012
    This is 8-year old Juliet's first hardcore metal song about loving her dog and fish. Not necessarily your typical metal theme, but who cares, she killed it. Me? I just killed a little spider with the latest Game Informer, so kinda similar. Hit the jump and PREPARE TO THRASH... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2012
    So here's the OFFICIAL reveal of DC Comic's new logo for a number of its franchises. As you can see, they're not nearly as painful as previously expected, but still kinda iffy. Come on -- nobody wants to share a similar looking logo as the Green Lantern! Per waaaaaaay too in... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2012
    This is a conceptual iPhone design by Bryan Brunsell with the camera moved to the top so while you're texting and walking you can see whatever you're about to walk into. My guess is a sex shop because you're a pervert! Plus when you're texting and driving you'll be able to se... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2012
    There's no way you actually got those three lines. This is the world's largest NES controller, made to celebrate the Guinness World Records 2012 Gamers Edition. It allegedly took Delft University of Technology student Ben Allen five months and $6,000 to build, although I susp... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2012
    Your fruit killed my family! This is a video of a guy kicking down a banana tree. "I could do an oak." Ha, just because your mom used to tell you that you could do anything you put your mind to? WELL SHE LIED. There's actually very little you can do, and even less you can ... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2012
    I wasn't going to post this because it's just a unicorn mask, but I keep getting the tip and I'm your slave so...unchain me from radiator? I swear I won't try to escape. Introducing Archie McPhee's "magical" unicorn mask. Magical -- or creepy as a man in a diaper? Because I... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2012
    This is a Volkswagen Super Bowl teaser commercial (because those exist now) featuring a bunch of dogs barking out the Imperial March. It was sent to me by Geekologie Reader Robert, who you might remember made the original AT-AT dog costume. Apparently he sent his plans to a g... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2012
    Want a poster-size print of yourself riding a dinosaur? Of course you do, it's like every child's grown man's dream. Well it is mine at least. And now thanks to Dinoprints, you won't have to do the Photoshopping yourself! $50 gets a 24" x 36" print of yourself riding a t-re... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2012
    Seen here looking suspiciously like dog food nuggets held together with blood (my favorite!), several of the video game themed offerings from Cap-Bar, Capcom's soon-to-open bar in Shinjuku, Tokyo, have been revealed. The bar will feature new game demo kiosks, merchandise for s... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2012
    Your trunk and license plate: they're doing it wrong. This is a video of some guy crashing his kit-car Cobra at 130MPH on a racetrack. He survived with only minor injuries to a knee and some bruised ribs. Pluuuuuus... "Plus what?" Admit it! "Admit what?" Admit you shit y... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2012
    'If I Die' is a Facebook app that allows you to record a video or written message prior to kicking the bucket, then uploads it to your profile after three friend "trustees" verify your death. What's going to stop them from getting together and publishing it prior to you actual... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2012
    Want to watch an old-ass video of two speds with zero logic and even less knowledge of their source material trying to explain why the Ninja Turtles and other cartoons lead to the occult? Well you're in luck! Mr. Beard and Mr. Mullet are here to help explain how the Ninja Tur... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2012
    In case you've been living in a cave for the past several months (tell me -- on a scale from 1 to 10 how robot-proof is it?), Congress is trying to push some legislation through the system THAT WILL CHANGE THE FACE OF INTERNET AS WE KNOW IT. And not in a good way like to a Bra... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2012
    This is a video of a modern slot car race, and let me tell you -- it probably should've been shot with a high-speed camera. Me? I probably should've been shot with a rifle. You can see two cars going by in the bottom portion of the screencap I took, and they just look like l... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2012
    German Photographer Marcus Reugels takes pictures of water droplets refracting an image of a planet behind them, making them each appear to contain a lil world (prior: MC Escher droplet). Aaaaaaah, we're all gonna drown! Just kidding, but this does remind me of that cat in Me... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2012
    This is a video of some f***ing idiot pouring liquid nitrogen into a plastic bottle, then sealing the lid and waiting to see what happens. SURPRISE: it explodes in his hand! But only after nothing happens for long enough while it's sitting on the ground and he decides to go p... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2012
    This is a 6'4", 300-pound (just like me!) Stormtrooper cake made by Amanda Oakleaf Cakes for the Arisia Sci-Fi Convention in Boston. He provided over 600 servings, significantly more than an Ewok cake would have. Plus less hair. Nobody likes eating hair. Except my cat. God... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2012
    This is a video of a reporter having a conversation with a humanoid robot, who eventually (~2:30) divulges his plans to build a people zoo. And only for the "friends" that he likes, the rest he'll just kill. Does that mean you'll have to befriend a robot to survive the uprisi... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2012
    Note: Larger version HERE in case you want to print it out to try to get into Poison Ivy's pants or something. Be careful though -- I heard she has a killer bush. SPOILER: Not in the middle! Proving beyond the shadow of a doubt that the midwest is, in fact, America's butthol... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2012
    DC Comics recently applied for a trademark for a new logo and this is it (plus all its previous logos). It's supposed to look like a D that peels back to reveal a C, and was designed so it could be animated at the beginning of movies, cartoons etc. Apparently it will be in co... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2012
    Note: Infographic is longer than my Christmas list, hit the jump to see the whole thing. This is a giant infographic depicting everything Bill Gates has done with his fortune to help combat disease and make the world a better place. According to the statistics, he's helped sa... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2012
    While I continue to run around like a headless chicken before finally collapsing and meeting my maker (it's probably gonna turn out to be a f***ing robot!), here are the stars of the CBS NBC show 'Community' reimagined as X-Men characters by artist Aviv Or. Pretty spot-on, rig... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2012
    Sorry for the lack of posting, folks -- this week is already turning into a giant shitfest. So please, bear with me. "GRAWR!" Haha, that was great -- now pretend you're swiping at a beehive! Geekologie Reader Joe's friend Leah is a dog groomer and decided to shave the Rebel... / Continue →