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January 8, 2012 - January 14, 2012 Archives

  • January 14, 2012
    THE SIGN SAYS NO TOUCHING, LADY! This was the coolest thing on display at the recent Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. Granted I didn't go, but I showed this video (and ONLY this video. Okay, plus a cat one) to a couple friends and they agreed. It's a smart window fro... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2012
    Picture unrelated: White Witch of Narnia (kidding -- NOW STOP EMAILING ME). This is an 'epic metal' cover of the main Skyrim theme by German metal band Equalibrium's guitarist/keyboardist René Berthiaume. Not gonna lie, it kinda got me pumped up about getting out there and la... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2012
    I want this. No -- I NEED this. Could you imagine me chasing my nieces and nephews around wearing this thing, telling them I'm going to eat them? Me neither. I don't chase, I lure. "Because you're a creep?" WHAT -- no! Because I'm LAZY. *trying to pick up beer off coffee... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2012
    Combining two of my favorite things in the whole entire universe (which, contrary to popular belief, I'm the master of), this is a Legend of Zelda beer pong table constructed from 128 printed screenshots of the overworld from the original game. Would I play on it? Yes. Would... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2012
    Because those forest green camo shorts don't hide you on the street as well as you'd like to imagine, a North Carolina company is now designing site-specific camouflage using satellite imagery and drone/ground recon. ZOMG -- tell me you can make me look like a women's sauna. ... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2012
    AHAHHAHAHHAHA -- that's right by my house! Microsoft recently patented a feature for GPS systems that allows pedestrians to choose a walking route that avoids crime-ridden and bad-weather areas and a bunch of folks are getting up in a huff about it because some jackass at CBS... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2012
    In what I'm really hoping is some sort of sick Friday the 13th joke, a new study published in the British Journal of Cancer suggests that regular bacon consumption significantly increases the risk of pancreatic cancer. Wow cancer, really? Could you be a bigger dickhead? Eatin... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2012
    That's the problem: people don't wait until they have something WORTH posting. This is the first video ever uploaded to Youtube by one of the website's co-founders on April 23, 1955 2005. It...is a giant turd. I really think it set a precedent for the 99.9% of videos on Yout... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2012
    This is small series of Pokeballs imagined by DeviantARTist wazzy88 that hint at the type of Pokemon each contains. Okay, maybe not so much hinting at as blatantly stating. Can you guess which type would come out of this one? A firecrackers type! "That isn't a type." Oh ye... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2012
    Because I have to run to a doctor's appointment this afternoon (72-hour erection) and I need to get some posts up, here's a Rube Goldberg machine created by kinetic artist Joseph Herscher to turn a single newspaper page. Damn yeah I'll copy/paste the process to make this artic... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2012
    This is a group of ladyfriends cosplaying as various internet browsers. As you can see, each one is pretty much the perfect personification of their particular browser. "Internet Explorer looks cross-eyed." Right, like I said. No Wonder Internet Explorer Girl Looks So Depre... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2012
    Wanna make your own unicorn poop cookies? WELL YOU ARE IN LUCK MY DISGUSTING FRIEND, because Instructable user Kristylynn84 has just the recipe for you! You're gonna be shitting magic! Jk jk, diarrhea, but who cares -- you tasted the rainbow. Me? I tasted a cow patty beca... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2012
    Plus they can stop on a dime. According to a research article published by the University of Louisiana, this is the recently discovered New Guinea Paedophryne amauensis, the world's new smallest vertebrate. Which -- come on -- show a little backbone, will ya? Haha, that was ... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2012
    Dutch designer Jólan van der Wiel made these stools with magic by mixing iron filings with molten plastic and creating the legs by "pulling" them up using magnets. When the plastic hardens, BAM -- you've got yourself a stool. "What the -- I'm not milking cows, who the hell si... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2012
    Halt citizen -- you do not want pictures of her. That is a man in a pink wig. Because conventions are expensive enough to attend, sometimes you don't have any money left over for a costume. Aaaaaaaaand this is what happens -- you wind up wearing your PJ's and some yellow rib... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2012
    Seen here about to fail hard, 37-year old "warrior" David Millington prepares to wage battle on an enemy he's held a grudge against for 30 years. Wait -- since you were seven?! Jesus, he wiped a booger on your arm, bro -- let it go. This is the astonishing moment a crazed at... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2012
    Because humanity is determined to have an apocalypse this year one way or another, scientists have moved the nuclear doomsday clock forward a minute to 11:55. Quick -- we should probably make out while there's still time! "No way, you smell like booze." Yeah but you're uuuuu... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2012
    A face not even a great-grandmother could love. Seen here looking like something out of a survival horror video game, a group of recently discovered and near extinct snub-nosed monkeys are captured on film for the first time (previously: a Photoshop rendition). Clearly they'r... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2012
    Remember last year's series of sexy Disney princess pinups by artist J. Scott Campbell? Well he's back at it, this time with a full 2012 calendar of scantily clad cartoon ladies. Granted they're not all Disney princesses, but who cares? "I don't even care if they're not all ... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2012
    This is a timelapse of a 30-story, state of the art hotel being built in China in a meager 15-days. Wow. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't stay there. Get it? I don't have the money for a hotel! I'll sleep in the rental. Constructed in Dongting Lake in Hunan province... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2012
    Black Astrum is a London based company that'll make you $1,500 apiece business cards inlaid with diamonds and gold. Except not really because you have to be INVITED to have the cards made. OH WHAT, MY MONEY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?! Sufian Khawaja, Black Astrum's concept d... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2012
    Ever wanted to pretend you were a black hole and gobble up all the planets in our solar system? Who hasn't? Playing space is FUN. And now you're in luck, because Japanese chocolatier L'éclat is selling these sets of solar system chocolates. Every $50 set comes in an outersp... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2012
    "Psst, GW -- want some free candy?" I wish, I'm trying to watch my weight. "Oh come on." Really, I can't, I'm already borderline diabetic. "Wanna take a ride in my Star Wars van?" ...Just give me two minutes to ditch my mom in Target. THe 4 foot wide X wing has just set o... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2012
    This is a video created by brothers John and Justin Grosjean of what it would be like to revisit Skyrim's Whiterun in 2012 (sans dragons). If you're into Skyrim and all it's nuances, you might find it cute. If you're not into Skyrim or hate all it's nuances, you'll probably f... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2012
    This is a custom Alien vs. Predator chess set loathingly lovingly crafted by DeviantARTist Joker-laugh (aka Francis Gray). Weird, because we've already seen a picture of the two playing chess together HERE. There can be only one -- who will win? SPOILER: Neither *flips boar... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2012
    Two teenage brothers (~17 and 13) went to a Gamestop to pick out a game and controller for the younger one, who insisted he wanted a game with a female protagonist and a purple controller. Then the father comes in and is all, "Oh hell no you ain't getting that girly shit!" An... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2012
    This is a coffee table designed by Max & Max (who may or may not just be one guy with a personality disorder. Not that there's anything wrong with that -- right GW? Right GW!) with a removable riot shield functioning as the tabletop. Because you never know who or what is gon... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2012
    Note: Consider this a sort of retroactive 'picture is graphic' warning. I just...wow. I mean, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Brobro better pray the faux toughguy look is enough to keep him out of a fight, because he takes one punch to the face and he's losing both of those f***ing ... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2012
    Note: Uncensored picture after the jump, is kinda rough to look at. Nguyen Duy Hai recently had a 180-lb tumor (nearly twice his own weight -- he's a small guy) removed from his leg. Needless to say, his professional sports career may be over. The tumor, which originated in ... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2012
    Because the internet is full of perverts, here's a picture of the Vade by DeviantARTist Ornia posing in his little egg thingy meditation chamber sans armor. He...is surprisingly good looking. Those burns actually healed pretty nicely. Still, he's not the whole package. Reme... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2012
    THe e-Urinal is a terribly named conceptual pisser by Royce Zhang that has sensors capable of measuring your body's most important health acronyms like PH/SG/URO/BLO/WBC/PRO/GLI/BIL/KET. Granted I have no clue what any of those are, or if it's even possible to measure them mea... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2012
    In an attempt to prove their $45 Extreme Edge iPad case is the toughest in my butt on the planet, G-Form launched an iPad to 100,000-feet (~19-miles up -- not really space, but for the sake of being dramatic we'll pretend) with a weather balloon, then let it plummet back to ear... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2012
    A Geekologie Reader, who will remain anonymous but who I will now refer to as Jilted Jedi because I've always wanted to pretend I was Dear Abby, had his entire Star Wars toy collection haphazardly dumped in the alley behind his house by his ex-wife, who may or may yes be a evil... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2012
    Because Monster Cables was monopolizing the ridiculously overpriced and under-performing cable market, here's AudioQuest's entry: a 3.3-foot, $1,096 HDMI connector. That's $332/foot! What makes it so special? It's made entirely out of urethras No f***ing clue. Oh, wait: Th... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2012
    Oracle ColorSHIFTs are LED headlights that can change any color. PLUS STROBE. Want to give the driver in front of you a seizure? NO PROBLEMO. They're only made for select car types and cost over $400, but who cares, your headlights are shooting rainbows. Mine? Mine are sh... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2012
    Seen here daydreaming about having a dad like Frank Zappa who would have given him a cool name from the start, a man who legally changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop (formally Jeffrey Drew Wilschke) was recently arrested in Madison, Wisconsin on charges related... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2012
    Because why not, somebody went and made a Macho Man Randy Savage Skyrim mod featuring dragons with a Macho Man head and pink pants. Plus they yell, "OH YEAH!" before burninating you with fire. I wouldn't f*** with him, that's for sure. He would snap me like a twig. "You mea... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2012
    This is a conceptual Danger Mouse movie poster created by Geekologie Reader and DeviantARTist Daz Tibbles (NOT Tigo Bitties). Danger Mouse will always hold a special place in my coal-black, crusty-ass heart because my brother and I used to watch the shit out of it growing up. ... / Continue →