Yeah He Did: Giant Eye Of Sauron Full Back Tattoo
This is a picture of a lady's husband (Dios mío -- he's MARRIED?!) with a giant Eye of Sauron covering his back. Think Avatar guy, but with Lord of the Rings. And as much fun as I want to make of him, you and I both know he's actually cool. VERY cool (it's me is the thing).
Thanks to Steve, who agrees a giant Eye of Sauron isn't the sort of thing a woman wants staring back at her during sex. "...How would she ever see that during sex?" Doggystyle with a strap-on.