This is a Portal'd Christmas tree. It's my last Christmas related post until at LEAST November of next year. Kidding, I can't actually make that promise because what if a really badass Santa post comes along in March? You know what they say: honesty is the best policy. Personally, I think a good refund policy is even better, but what do I know? I'm just a guy who refills shampoo bottles with water and returns them to Walmart.
A Very Portal Christmas Tree [reddit]
Thanks to SaraDevil, who agrees a Christmas tree you can't put presents under is just taking up space.