What. The. F***?: The Man With 15,000 URL Tattoos

December 8, 2011


This is Pat Vaillacort. Pat is going for the world record of most website address tattoos and already has the URLs of over 15,000 sites on his back. But he's not stopping there (and why would he? It's not like they look like complete crappy shit!), oh no, he's going for 100,000. Remember kids: if you want a world record, your best bet is just doing something more than anyone else but requires zero talent. Aaaaaaaand that's as much fun as I can make of Pat because it's actually all for a good cause. A $35 donation gets the URL of your choice tattooed on Pat's back, with the proceeds going to Haiti and Somalia.

"I want to break a Guinness World Record, but more importantly, I want to help others. And this is my way of doing so," he said back then. People and businesses can pay $35 to have their URL tattooed on Pat's body and listed on his website, Back2thelight.com, with half the proceeds being donated to help the people of Haiti and Somalia.

Whoa whoa whoa -- only HALF the proceeds going to Haiti and Somalia? So you're looking to cash in $1.75-million yourself?! And to think for a second I almost felt bad for what I wrote before. LOL -- me, feeling bad. I can't feel anything, I don't have a heart! "Then what pumps your blood?"Rhythmically squeezing my peen. "You sure?" No but I'm afraid to stop!

Hit the jump for another shot and a link to Pat's website if you want to pay for Geekologie.com (although I really deserve one of the big logos in the middle).


Official Donation Site
Dude Tattoos Over 10,000 URLs on his Body with Hopes to Hit 100,000 [obviouswinner]

Thanks to Terry, who realized long ago it's not how many world records you have, it's how much time you were able to spend doing absolutely nothing that really matters.

  • Rene van Zeist

    The link is dead. :-( Has anybody an up-to-date link ?

  • i will pay him for www.tubgirl.ca

  • Guest

    hrm, were they random or simply given?

  • Johnny Bigrig

    Proceeds going to Haiti and Somali?  I thought you said it was for a good cause?  Seriously though.. Why is it always a good cause to help rebuild a third world country that honestly doesn't do anything for anyone else, much less themselves, when you can be contributing to less popular, non-Hollywood causes that make a real difference?

  • Azariel_z

    This will go on until he gets an arrow on his knee...

  • I'll wait until some hot chic wants to break this record. Then I'll send her my URL.

  • Wow, for $35, I can get a tiny, hard to read advertisement for my blog on some walking douchebag.  It's quite the bargain.

  • Jackie Pan

    he needs this.

  • Guest

    You may be interested to know that your phrase "rhythmically squeezing my peen" is a Googlewhack.

  • No it's not. A Googlewhack is supposed to contain only two words, not four. Otherwise any random cacophony of words forming a sentence would be considered a Googlewhack.

  • Mr. Roboto

    THIS guy...

  • I'm no psychic, but I can guess where he plans to put the porn-related URLs...

  • i'm gonna think of the dumbest fucking sounding website

  • Grue

    Can you get a bulk discount on tattoos?

  • Audwin Short

    Lame, dude.  You don't have my URL up there...


    We want World Domination, but in a good way...

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