'Find His P0rn' is a website you can visit on your boyfriend/husband/roommate/son's computer that will, wait for it -- FIND HIS P0RN. That way you can confront him about whatever disturbing fetish videos you found and have the awkwardest conversation of your sure-to-be-short-lived relationship. I can see it now:
Girlfriend: I found your p0rn stash, Michael! You must really like cheerleaders, huh?
Boyfriend: You were snooping around on my computer?
Girlfriend: No, I paid $20 for an app to do it for me!
Boyfriend: I hope you get a lifetime subscription, because we're through.
Girlfriend: That's not what this is about!
Boyfriend: *downloading Chesty Cheerleader Tryouts 4*
Thanks to Carrie, who claims her man doesn't have time to watch p0rn because she's a nympho. Literally -- she said that!