USPS Enterprise: Dude's Custom Star Trek Mailbox
This is a shot of some Reddit user's uncle's homemade Star Trek mailbox. It's solar powered so it lights up at night to attract highschoolers with bats. I mean, I'd like to THINK they wouldn't smash it, but they would smash it. And if he rebuilt it, they would smash it again. Then, if dude decides to pack it with explosives one night and manages to kill the perps, HE'S the one that would get in trouble. That's the problem with the law today -- there aren't enough provisions for vigilante justice. Let's say some asshat cuts me off while we're driving. Should I NOT be allowed follow him home, do doughnuts in his front yard, then come back that night and cut his brake lines? Okay my lawyer is shaking his head no.
Thanks to Mark, who agrees the best mailbox is a P.O. one. Haha, I've got one of those! It makes me feel creepy.