This is a video of some guy in Russia with a transforming bike that can go from lowrider to skywalker and back again while being ridden. Me? I can't do anything while being ridden except moan "OMG, I can't believe this is really happening!"
Hit the jump for the thing in action, skip to 0:45 if you're really impatient.
Thanks to Mark, who fell of his bike and skinned a deer (separate incidents).