So I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today (which, incidentally, is just a mattress on the floor because why pay for a bed frame or boxspring when you're already afraid of heights?) and it got me thinking: does my back hurt because my mattress is too stiff or because I drank my face off last night and my kidneys are shot? Life's little mysteries. This is a local Star Trek themed mattress store commercial. Would I go there to buy a mattress? No. Would I go there to intentionally pee on a Tempur-Pedic and try to get it at a discount? For you, yes.
Hit the jump for more production value than you could shake a sockful of bottle caps at.
Thanks to Mark and andrew, who don't buy mattresses as much as they do look for people throwing them out on Craigslist. That's a good way to get scabies, guys.