This is a video of a a guy playing one of those arcade basketball games. Is he better than our previously reigning champ? I don't know, their techniques are completely different. The first guy takes his time to make every shot, this guy throws the balls at lightspeed. Oh man, one time I was playing tug-o-war with my dog when she let go of the rope bone and -- WA-BAP! -- I clubbed myself in the balls at full force. I ran to the bathroom, dropped my shorts, and just sat there cupping them until I whited out and fell off the toilet. Never again.
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Thanks to Wyatt, who can do the same thing except with Skee-Ball. Impressive!