This is a custom blown Super Mario Bros. bong. As you can see, it looks like Mario is either stoned out of his mind and/or tripping on shrooms. No idea who made the piece or who it belongs to, so we're gonna have to put on our detective hats and do a little investigating. *examining picture with magnifying glass* Whoa -- my computer screen is made out of a bunch of little dots! That's crazy. Ooh, here's a clue -- the owner clearly carved his lover's name 'APRIL' into the coffee table. Which -- holy shit it's Michelangelo's.
Put This in Your Pipe: Super Mario Bros Glass Bong [obviouswinner]
Thanks to Sparklebottom, who may or may yes wipe with craft glitter.