This is a series of videos from Christmas lights hanger/Youtuber lacycute20 (aka Bobby, aka nice Youtube handle brobro) of this year's light shows choreographed to metal songs. Hit the jump for performances by Slayer, Machinehead, Kittie, as well as last year's (including a Pantera number) in case you missed them. God, it really gets you in the holiday spirit, doesn't it? No? Well maybe you just need a little Christmas cheer. "You mean the eggnog and brandy you've been drinking out of that coffee mug all morning?" I have a nog-mustache, don't I?
FULL DISCLOSURE: I'm visiting my family in Alabama for the first time in two and half years so if posting gets sporadic the next couple days it's because I'm catching up with my parents, hanging out with my brother, playing with my nieces, or explaining to my little sister why ... / Continue →
This is a Slayer branded wine named after the band's 1986 studio album 'Reign in Blood'. You know, because a lot of people growing up listening to Slayer are older now and have, how should I say it -- more refined palates. Actually I have no clue why this exists and I showed ... / Continue →
This is a USS Enterprise USS East Peoria Christmas lights display spotted in East Peoria, Illinois, which is apparently known for its extravagant Christmas lights AND NOTHING ELSE. *Wikipedia-ing to verify* Okay so the Caterpillar Tractor Company does a lot of manufacturing t... / Continue →