This is a video of a bearded dragon playing Ant Crusher on a smart phone with his tongue. He...is good. It's kind of sad though because he always licks his lips after eating an ant except it never tastes like ant, it tastes like his owner doesn't wash his hands after going to the bathroom.
Hit the jump for a video of the zero-calorie diet in progress.
Thanks to andi and khz, who refuse to lose their high scores to a f***ing lizard.