Seen here trying to concentrate while Superman is in the background being all, "RAWR, behold my magnificent tits!", Togepi the cockatiel sings the Super Mario Bros. theme song. I'm not sure if the bird's caretaker actually taught the bird the song or just played enough Mario that it picked it up on its own, but come on, you and I both know people only teach birds cuss words and fart sounds.
Hit the jump for the bideo (bideo is the new bird video fyi).
Thanks to Mark, who foolishly taught his bird the TROLOLOLOL song. God, WTF WERE YOU THINKING?!