The Pancake Plate is an ever-so-slightly tilted plate with a reservoir at the bottom to collect all the syrup runoff from your flappyjacks. Unfortunately, a set of two costs $45, making it far more economical TO EAT F***ING WAFFLES. They have natural syrup reservoirs built into the design. It's like, which would you rather eat ice cream out of: a bowl, or a stranger's belly button? Exactly, always choose the naval. You never know, it might belong to a pretty lady! "I got a fat man." Yeah well you also got lint in your beard.
I've Been Waiting All My Life for This Kind of Advancement in Pancake Plate Technology [gizmodo]
Thanks to Clark, who eats breakfast the depressing way: in the car on the way to work.
This is an x-ray of a new species of stingray discovered in the Amazon dubbed the 'pancake' stingray (photo explanation after the jump -- SPOILER: It looks like a giant f***ing pancake). I assume the hunt is still on for a waffle stingray, which is good news because they'll pr... / Continue →
This is the $30 Rollie Eggmaster. You just crack an egg into it, and then a cylindrically cooked egg rises from the middle in a couple minutes. Add chopped vegetables and sausage and a stick while it's cooking to make it an omelet on a stick! The possibilities are practicall... / Continue →
How about that pun in the title? How about I'm really ashamed for writing it. No, no I'm not. I'm too far gone for that. Also, treatment. Just pull the plug doc. Anyway, $20 Star Wars pancake molds from Williams Sonoma.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a Jedi... / Continue →