This is a video of an industrial robot arm that's been programmed to scratch records. He...isn't very good. Plus he doesn't even realize there isn't another record playing until 1:40 so it's literally JUST scratching until then and made me want to blow my own brains out. And that was probably his intention. Nice try, DJ Dickfingers!
Hit the jump for the video, but for real skip to like 1:40 or regret it.
Thanks to Maria, who tried to convince me house music is a way of life but I'd still prefer homelessness.