This is a video of some idiot trying to run over his girlfriend in a truck after she ducks into a gas station for safety. He misses her, but manages to hit the owner after plowing though the entire store. But the excitement doesn't stop there, oh no! Captain Roadkill then gets out of the truck, leaves the store, steals another woman's SUV that was left at the pump, and tries to make a quick getaway BEFORE CRASHING HEAD-ON INTO A BREAD TRUCK because he didn't look both ways. F***, even Michael Bay couldn't even make an action scene this exciting! Get it? Because he sucks.
Hit the jump for the there ought to be a special place for people like this. "Like prison?" Even specialer.
Thanks to Max, who agrees "would you ever run me over?" is one of those questions you should ask before the third date AT THE LATEST.