This is a video of some idiot trying to run over his girlfriend in a truck after she ducks into a gas station for safety. He misses her, but manages to hit the owner after plowing though the entire store. But the excitement doesn't stop there, oh no! Captain Roadkill then gets out of the truck, leaves the store, steals another woman's SUV that was left at the pump, and tries to make a quick getaway BEFORE CRASHING HEAD-ON INTO A BREAD TRUCK because he didn't look both ways. F***, even Michael Bay couldn't even make an action scene this exciting! Get it? Because he sucks.
Hit the jump for the there ought to be a special place for people like this. "Like prison?" Even specialer.
A Florida man blamed his cat after officials busted the failure at life for downloading over a thousand images of kitty kiddy porn.
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The natural satellite burglars over at Moon Publicity want to create ads on the moon by using robots that can draw in the dust. The whole idea has several problems. 1. robots and 2. ADVERTISING ON THE MOON. Like the aliens don't already hate us enough.
WEST VALLEY CITY, ... / Continue →