Christmas Came Early: Francis Unboxes A Lightsaber
This is a video of Youtuber Boogie (aka Francis aka not a real-life video) being disrupted from Skyrim to unbox a lightsaber as an early Christmas present. Depending on how you feel about lightsabers, morbid obesity, people pretending to be retarded, and people attacking people pretending to be retarded with lightsabers, you may or may not like it. I...did not like it. Don't get me wrong, there are definitely some good one-liners, it's just...f*** you should really take better care of yourself. It's like watching an overexcited bean-bag chair.
Hit the jump for the WTFery.
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Thanks to khz, who has like four of those damn lightsabers and keeps trying to get me to buy one so we can stage battles in his backyard. Fine -- but we're charging admission.