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Beetles Wearing Jurassic Park Character Costumes

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Because sometimes people actually follow through with the ideas they come up with when they're high out of their f***ing minds, Etsy seller EBPearce is selling these beetles dressed up as characters from Jurassic Park. Unfortunately, there wasn't one in a velociraptor costume. No bueno! Oooh oooh -- what did one beetle dressed like a Jurassic Park character say to the other beetle dressed like a Jurassic Park character? "F*** this is so demeaning." Jesus, what else IS there to say?

Hit the jump for three more beetles really wishing they were born dung-rollers instead.

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EBPearce's Etsy Page
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Giant Beetles In "Jurassic Park" Costumes [buzzfeed]

Thanks to Dough, who once sewed a pair of pants for a spider but only made six leg-holes so the spider crawled in his mouth at night and bit his tonsils to spite him. FUUUUUUUUUU.

There are Comments.
  • But why?

  • Jen Spragg

    I don't... Yeah, I really don't understand what's going on here.  Have we run out of ideas for the Internet?

  • Guest

    Last beetle does looks more like Darth Vader instead of Dr. Ian Malcom.

  • Jared Gonzales

    "Clever girl"

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  • mozbot101

    This was part of a Brandon Bird led art show called JP: Just People. It highlighted the human characters from the Jurassic Park series and was quite silly. It was held a weekend or two ago in Alhambra, CA. I went and it was rad. So before you jump all over the gal for doing this, know the context. it was for a fantastic fun little art show.

    http://brandonbird.com/jp_show...

    Brandon Bird is quite awesome too.

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  • That is just horrific.

  • This... is probably the most insane thing I have ever seen...

  • Where the hell is Dr. Grant?

  • Marc-Olivier Lelièvre

    You mean "Where the hell is Ray Arnold, motherfuckers?".

    (He was Samuel L. Jackson's unforgettable character)

  • Touché. Ray definitely deserves a beetle as well.

  • zeldasbff

    Yeah and maybe Ellie can come with his severed arm!

  • They were so preoccupied with whether they could that they didn't stop to think if they should

  • zeldasbff

    Haha the poopy gloves.

  • chaos theory

  • I'm officially frightened.

  • dillerberry

    ok............... but why?

  • That's so not right.

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