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Another Day, Another Cyclops Animal Born

December 15, 2011 / a face only a mother could love and even she would still cringe, cyclops, eyeball, face poison, freak, i'm not sure if this was mother nature or nuclear runoff, that's one too many snouts homey!, that's what you get for going through the snout line twice!, you are supposed to take two eyeballs and one snout not the other way around

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Note: Uncensored shot after the jump.

This is a pig born with two snouts and one eyeball in China. News agencies are calling him the Cyclops Pig, but locals will be calling him ready to eat in just a couple months. That...is a face only a mother could love. Back me up, Charlotte. "You won't see me spinning any webs to save him." Haha, you spiders. *squish*

Hit the jump for ol' One-Eye Wilbur in all his glory.

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Two-Snouted Cyclops Pig Born In China [huffingtonpost]

Thanks to bb, who doesn't eat anything with a face, let alone one-and-a-half.

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There are Comments

  • I just put my piece of morning bacon down. This in itself is a first.

  • They got a jump start on genetically creating Pokemon!

  • Agent355

    Am I staring into a pig's asshole?

  • Lucas Moore

    you're just holding the pig upside down. Jeez get it right.

  • kill it with fire

  • bad fake

  • NOOO.. You got it all wrong. See the pig was just born with snouts for back legs. 

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  • So you censored it on the front page and then on the latest stories bar down the side it's all uncensored.
    What was the point?

  • RareAwesomeman

    looks like an anus

  • My thoughts exactly

  • Marc-Olivier Lelièvre

    I'd eat that amateur-looking photoshop like it was the last slice of bacon on Earth.

    Actually, if I had the LAST slice of bacon on Earth, I'd do unspeakable things to it (mainly, I'd speak to it, tell it how pretty it is, and I'd buy it jewels 'n shit, then I'd marry it and I'd go down on it EVERY NIGHT).

  • It all looks the same once sliced up and sizzling in a frying pan...

  • Cassie

    if i were a jew, i'd be glad at the absence of  pork in my diet right now.

  • Daniel Witham

    If we only ate cute aniamls we'd a;; be eating kittens like sicko's.

  • DoubleFish

    Depth perception must be terrible for the poor thing!!

  • EWWWWWwww do not want

  • Sergio Hurtado

    Fake, the shadows are all wrong... jk

  • I wonder if it can eat with both of his mouths?

  • In Soviet China, pig makes you squeal.

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