Napolean Dynamite deleted scenes.
This is a video of a girl with a jian sword and her brother/lover from the same mother with a butterfly knife (plus sweet haircut!) "dancing" while their grandma sips a Budweiser and watches her grandchildren almost stab the butterball of a family dog. That's...pretty much all there is to say. Except -- EXCEPT -- is the girl single? The one with the shades.
Hit the jump for a minute and a half of Ninja Turtle tryouts.
Thanks to Kaiber, Lauren and Thaylor, who agree rule one of sword dancing should be "never near pets".