This is allegedly a teaser-trailer for a Bioshock fan-film coming out summer of 2013. At first I wasn't that impressed at all because, f***, it's just a guy playing dead on a beach with a big daddy doll, but there's a single second of ultra-fast clips at the end. That...piqued my interest. Of course, I also just caught myself staring at the warts on my pinky for two minutes, so take that for what you will. I got them from petting a frog!
Hit the jump for the most titillating 45-seconds of my day so far.