Transform and reel in!
This is the $425 Pack Rifle, a .22 caliber single-shot rifle that turns into a fishing pole in case you're tired of hunting wabbit and wanna grill some fish over the campfire or whatever the hell you outdoorsy types do. Wear flannel and shit in a hole? Count me in. I've always wanted to pretend I was a cat in a litterbox. Actually, I've always wanted to pretend I was a cat period. Well well well -- it looks like Mr. Sleepyhead is finally getting up for the day. No? Just long enough to find a comfier place to nap? God I want to be you. Also, why you need a fishing pole when you have a rifle is beyond me. JUST SHOOT THE FISH. Or -- OR -- just buy them from the grocery store like I do. Jesus, this isn't the Oregon Trail, people.
Thanks to Martin, who doesn't bring a rifle or fishing pole camping since he discovered dynamite. It really does everything, doesn't it?