This is a recirculating ketchup fountain, not unlike the recirculating nacho cheese fountain we featured that somebody was classy enough to construct for their wedding. Now I know what you're thinking, "but why couldn't it be ranch?!" And that's because you're fat.
Move Over Chocolate Fountain, Ketchup Fountain is the New Fancy [geekosystem]
Thanks to chichi, who agrees there's nothing more beautiful than a pair of Polynesian sauce covered nips. AMEN TO THAT.
This is a replica of the helmet worn by Dovahkiin in Skyrim except made out of popcorn bacon. Because that's what people do: make things out of bacon, then post pictures of them online. You know what the problem with a bacon helmet is though? Dragons LOOOOOOVE bacon. It's g... / Continue →
The Stuffed Hamburger Press molds two hamburger patties into concave 'bowls' so you can put a shit-ton more cheese and bacon inside before sealing them together and tripling your caloric intake. Unfortunately, it only costs $12 so I bought one and a backup. You think anybody'... / Continue →
This is a skull made entirely of McDonalds fries. No word whose skull it is, but I suspect he was French. French -- like the fries! Hit it, Fozzie Bear. "Wocka wocka wocka!" Thanks broseph, nice hat by the way. "Don't call me broseph." Whatever, duder. "I will violate y... / Continue →