Tomato Turbine: Recirculating Ketchup Fountain
This is a recirculating ketchup fountain, not unlike the recirculating nacho cheese fountain we featured that somebody was classy enough to construct for their wedding. Now I know what you're thinking, "but why couldn't it be ranch?!" And that's because you're fat.
Thanks to chichi, who agrees there's nothing more beautiful than a pair of Polynesian sauce covered nips. AMEN TO THAT.