Tomato Turbine: Recirculating Ketchup Fountain

This is a recirculating ketchup fountain, not unlike the recirculating nacho cheese fountain we featured that somebody was classy enough to construct for their wedding. Now I know what you're thinking, "but why couldn't it be ranch?!" And that's because you're fat.

Move Over Chocolate Fountain, Ketchup Fountain is the New Fancy [geekosystem]

Thanks to chichi, who agrees there's nothing more beautiful than a pair of Polynesian sauce covered nips. AMEN TO THAT.

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