Thanksgiving Corvette Street Racing Gone Wrong
This is a video of two buttholes in C5 and C6 Corvettes trying to race each other off the line at a red light in Texas over the Thanksgiving holiday. SPOILER: It ends with a crash. But it begins and middles with a guy chewing his gum so f***ing loud you'd swear he's trying to see how fast he can make it lose its flavor. God, no wonder nobody wanted to go to the store with you.
Hit the jump for the just because you bought a sports car doesn't make you an experienced racer.
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Motorist Captures Drag-Racing Corvettes Crashing on Thanksgiving: 'Knew That Was Coming' [theblaze]
Thanks to Max, who doesn't participate in any races except wheelbarrow ones. Oh come on -- no potato sack?!
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