Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Tree

This is a tree knot that looks like a ninja turtle face. Somewhere in the woods right now Shredder is trying to set a pile of pine needles on fire with a magnifying glass and Smokey the Bear is all, "AAAAAAAH, WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!" Me? I'm regretting a lot of the decisions I made last night.

Cowabunga! The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Tree [obviouswinner]

• Ninja Turtle Cosplay On The Cheap (VERY Cheap)

  April 25, 2013

  These is a group of human wrecks cosplaying as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, presumably by wrapping themselves in -- what the hell is that, colored packing tape? I'm pretty sure Michelangelo is a dude, I think the middle two are chicks, and Donatello is a tossup. Knowing ... / Continue →
• Count Me In: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Chia Pets

  March 4, 2013

  Because somebody out there really has a solid concept of what kids want, this is a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Chia Pet. I'm not sure which particular turtle it's supposed to be, but you I guess you can paint his mask whatever color you want. I'm gonna paint mine yellow a... / Continue →
• GOOD JOB: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Krang Cosplay

  January 15, 2013

  This is the very impressive Krang in his mechanical suit outfit made by theRPF user TVsRobLowe for a Halloween costume contest. I really think he captured the lifelessness of Krang's android body perfectly. Also, I have a pair of big red underwear just like those. "Who cares... / Continue →