I've got news for you: all t-shirts come with an integrated sunglass wiping cloth -- IT'S CALLED THE BOTTOM. You can even use the inside if you're really fancy. This is the Wipe t-shirt from Japanese clothier fift. It has three microfiber clothes on it to clean your touchscreen devices, sunglasses, oooooooor wipe your greasy-ass sausage fingers on and f*** everything up. Did I mention a single shirt will set you back $90? Because that's true, making it far more economical to wear your glasses until you can't see out of them anymore and buy a new pair than wear one of these every day of the week. PLUS -- and this is the real kicker -- those curvy stripes would make you look fat as shit.
Hit the jump for a couple closeups up glasses-wiping action because I know there are at least two of you out there that are into that.
Thanks to Sandman, who better help me sleep tonight and not try to suffocate me with a pillow like last time.