So we've already seen Burton's line of Star Wars snowboards, and here comes the perfect accessory: an R2-D2 crash helmet. Would I get shot out a cannon wearing one? Yes. Would I get shot out of a car wearing one? No, because I always buckle up. BOOM -- holiday safety PSA outta nowhere. But seriously, folks: drive safe this holiday weekend -- I can't have you getting hurt on my watch. *pounding on your chest in hospital bed* WHY GOD -- WHY?! He was such a great...commenter. *booming voice* "He was a troll, GW." He wa-- really?! *pulls the plug to charge my phone*
Thanks to bb, who takes taxis everywhere when she's been drinking so she can make out in the back. HELLO! -- split a fare?