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Surfer Almost Gets Eaten BY A WHALE

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This is a short video of a girl on a surfboard watching whales feed off the coast of Santa Cruz, California when she almost becomes a snack herself. Wonderful news, really *adds whales to 'list to things to be afraid of in the ocean' between Spongebob's friend Patrick and fish small enough to swim inside a butthole*. Oh man, remember the Bible story of Jonah getting swallowed by a whale and living in its stomach for three days? Me neither, it's....been a minute since vacation bible school.

Hit the jump for the no thank you very much.

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Thanks to Ralph, who was almost swallowed by a Phoenix but used magic to freeze it with an ice blast, buying him the precious seconds he needed to make an escape. Me? I would have torn its wings off. They cook themselves.

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  • That's scary now. These players must stop there action.

  • Daniel Carlson

    she wasnt almost eaten. She was close to where they were eating. But i doubt any risk of actually being swallowed.

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