Surfer Almost Gets Eaten BY A WHALE
This is a short video of a girl on a surfboard watching whales feed off the coast of Santa Cruz, California when she almost becomes a snack herself. Wonderful news, really *adds whales to 'list to things to be afraid of in the ocean' between Spongebob's friend Patrick and fish small enough to swim inside a butthole*. Oh man, remember the Bible story of Jonah getting swallowed by a whale and living in its stomach for three days? Me neither, it's....been a minute since vacation bible school.
Hit the jump for the no thank you very much.
Thanks to Ralph, who was almost swallowed by a Phoenix but used magic to freeze it with an ice blast, buying him the precious seconds he needed to make an escape. Me? I would have torn its wings off. They cook themselves.
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This is a rarely seen Deepstaria enigmatica jellyfish spotted some 5,000-feet below the ocean's surface by an unmanned sub inspecting a deep-sea drill off the coast of the UK. You've just gotta watch it to appreciate how freaky it is. It looks kinda like...there's a leak in t... / Continue →
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This is Iceberg, an all-white killer whale recently spotted with the rest of his pod off the coast of Russia. How nobody harpooned him to mount and display in their trophy room is beyond me. Jk jk, I cried during Free Willy too. And speaking of freeing willy *going for zipp... / Continue →
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This is a video of an octopus trying to carry a crab from one tidal pool to another at the Fitzgerald Marine Reserve in Moss Beach, California. He's not really the best land-walker I've ever seen, but he is trying to carry a crab half the time, and it's not easy struttin' that... / Continue →
