Worst sex explanation ever.
This is an hour-and-a-half interview between Stephen Colbert and famed astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson. There's a lot of knowledge to be gained from watching it, so I suggest you make a pair of secret computer-viewing glasses tonight and come back to watch it at work tomorrow. Alternatively, just listen to it while you read blogs all day. But whatever you do, DON'T listen to it when you get home from work and start masturbating, or you're gonna have a whole lot of explaining to do when your girlfriend walks in. Oh come on baby, it's science. Like you've never diddled yourself watching PBS before!
Hit the jump for the video, actual interview starts around 6:30.
Thanks to Louis L., who agrees developing science fetish is a slippery slope. One paved with kinky experiments.