This is a terrible, butt-ass quality video of some lunatic trying to drive his Mazda off a tow truck's crane. Presumably because he's wasted and wants the police to shoot him. Also, I've never seen a tow-truck like that -- it kind of reminds me of one of those claw machines from an arcade. ...Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I'm gonna win myself a Lamborghini! What do you want? "To not be an accomplice." Haha, I already stole your identity to pay for the truck -- now hop in, we'll find you a Porsche.
Hit the jump for the Transformer orgy gone horribly, horribly wrong. Worth watching to the end if you're into it.
Thanks to huskybrian, who, with 15 other huskies, could have towed that Mazda across Alaska in the f***ing snow.