This is a terrible, butt-ass quality video of some lunatic trying to drive his Mazda off a tow truck's crane. Presumably because he's wasted and wants the police to shoot him. Also, I've never seen a tow-truck like that -- it kind of reminds me of one of those claw machines from an arcade. ...Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I'm gonna win myself a Lamborghini! What do you want? "To not be an accomplice." Haha, I already stole your identity to pay for the truck -- now hop in, we'll find you a Porsche.
Hit the jump for the Transformer orgy gone horribly, horribly wrong. Worth watching to the end if you're into it.
Thanks to huskybrian, who, with 15 other huskies, could have towed that Mazda across Alaska in the f***ing snow.
There Can Be Only One: Teensy R/C Helicopter Takes Off R/C Plane's Wing, Crash And Burn Follows (Okay, No Burn)This is a video of some guy flying a giant R/C plane when it clips a little helicopter, loses a wing, and crashes into a hundred billion pieces (approximately). I was really hoping the plane operator was going to pick a fist fight with the copter pilot afterwards, but no such ... / Continue →
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AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!: Old Lady Attempts Restoration Of Valuable Religious Fresco, Fails MiserablyApparently an old lady in Spain took it upon herself to repair a valuable fresco of Jesus in a neighboring church. *eyeballing picture* AHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHA! No word who ever told the old coot she had a lick of talent, but I think we can all agree they're the real criminal her... / Continue →