I Choo Choo Choose You: The Pokemon Rose
This is a Pokemon rose somebody painted for a lover. Presumably theirs. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume it was made by a lady because that is some dainty-ass handwriting. Also, the exclamation point's point IS A F***ING HEART. Men don't do that. Most men write so sloppy you can't even read it. *reading note passed from coworker* Dammit Luke, what does this even say -- you're ordering penises for lunch?! "Paninins." Italian dicks? I'll stick with my Lunchable.
Hit the jump for a couple closeups.
The Pokérose [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Sandy, who tried to convince me love is like a rose that you can't pick or it'll shrivel and dry up. Aaaaaaaaaaah -- so like a booger.