Cats: they're supposed to stand on all four feet. Granted sometimes they'll sit on three with a back one in the air and lick their genitals in front of company, but that's because they're terrible hosts. Dammit Archimedes -- at least set out the hors d' oeuvres first! Recently, there have been sightings of bipedal Frankenfelines, and this is another. Except this guy doesn't actually go anywhere, he just stands there. It's like how they teach you if you're ever surrounded by hyenas you're supposed to hold your hands above your head so they think you're too tall to f*** with. What? I was raised in the bush. Just kidding, but I did work in a Lowe's home & garden department one summer.
Hit the jump for the OH HELLLLLLLL NO, YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE THIS INSTANCE! (instance is the new instant fyi)
'Evolved Cat' Will Blow Your Mind With His Fighting Skills [obviouswinner]
Thanks to khz, who once had a girlfriend make him get rid of a cat because she was allergic but then she went all crazy and he had to dump her and realized it should have been her that went in the first place. Life lessons, bro -- life lessons.