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For The Ladies: Little Rooster Vibrator Alarm Clock

November 29, 2011 / count me in, different strokes for different folks, for the ladies, i'm gonna wear it around my neck like a pendant, jealous, pleasure, sexy, sure why not, the best part of waking up is...your privates jiggling? (i think so!), underwear, vibrator, waking up, what a great way to start the day, women get all the cool products

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I'm not sure if Little Rooster is supposed to be a euphemism for a little peener, but it IS a vibrator we're talking about so yes it absolutely is. The Little Rooster is a real alarm clock for ladies that you go to bed wearing inside your underwear with its little vibrating end resting on your privates. Then, in the morning, it slowly wakes you up with pleasure. Me? I'll wake you up yelling, "FIRE -- FIIIIIIIIRE!"

Most women become completely unaware of the Little Rooster within a minute of slipping it into their knickers. Toss and turn and it will stay in place. You can even walk around wearing your Little Rooster. Can be soothing for long journeys. Please do not use during take off and landing.


Adjust how gently it starts, how intense it gets, the snorgasm level, how long it lasts. The Little Rooster has thirty power levels, for precision pleasure. The motors even run while you set them, so you can tell exactly how powerful the feeling will be.

Now I know what you're wondering, "but why don't they make something similar for men?" And that's because you'd never get out of bed. Women: they're responsible. Men: they'll vibrate their f***ing wieners till they fall off given the opportunity.

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Thanks to kathy, who wakes up the old fashioned way: to sunrise.

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There are Comments

  • Really this is the great vibrator i have ever seen. With such a vibrator women would get pleasure in the morning and also will not get bored during the morning stuffs. Will surely recommended to my girl friend.  

  • Got mine. Best Christmas present ever :-)

  • please review, for science.

  • emily7704

    I WANT ONE PLEASE some one be nice to me this xmas!

  • zeldasbff

    But the real question is: Is it dishwasher safe?

  • Alarm Cock

  • Oooookay.
    No use at home for me. I sleep naked.
    And there is no way I'd use it any where else.

  • Now that's funny. I'm also noticing that I'm so far the 1st female commenter...

  • Guest

    I'd use this product if I were a woman.

  • " Please do not use during take off and landing." What does that even mean?

  • Jonny Campbell

    It means, turn that shit off or her orgasm could cause the plane to crash!

  • Great gift for my brother. He was the jock in the family. We all know its not the speach thats gets them all pupmed up for the second half.

  • Johnzy

    nice

  • julie grant

    Totally want.

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