'FINISH IT', get it? Like how it says 'FINISH HIM!' in the game! Speaking of finishing things -- you think a parent has ever had to tell a child to finish their pizza the way they do with vegetables? I doubt it, kids will finish some damn pizza. Also: picking their nose after a parent has already told them to stop. Nasty little f***ers.
Mortal Kombat Pizza [thatsnerdalicious]
Thanks to beebs, who's agrees if you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding. Wait -- was that a sexual euphemism? Dammit, you're making me look like a pervert, beebs!
This is a pizza that looks like a mushroom cloud. No word on whether it set off the smoke detector, but my guess is yes provided they didn't take the batteries out to put in the Geiger counter. So, give it to me straight: if I eat the whole thing you think I'll gain any super... / Continue →
These are little homemade Hello Kitty pizza bites as baked by Flickr user LoveBones (I love them too -- especially the crushed and shattered ones of my enemies. MWHAHAHAHAHA!!). Any idea what the eyes and whiskers are made out of? Because I guessed mouse turds but that might... / Continue →
In honor of celebrating America's independence yesterday and my being released from jail without having to spend the entire night (4 AM), here's a pizza made the American way. What's the American way? Try two McDonalds cheeseburgers, an order of nuggets and a box of fries, al... / Continue →