Finally, An Affordable Grill/Griddle/Deepfryer Combo
This is the $250 Blacktop Grill-Fryer. It combines the cooking power of a grill, griddle and deep fryer in a single unit. Did I mention there's a warming plate? Because there's one of those too. Now you can keep your hands toasty while you grill and deep-fry in the middle of witch's tits temperatures! "That's not what a warming plate's for." No, that's just not what YOU use it for. I swear, why didn't someone invent this thing earlier? "They did -- the government just covered it up because of the whole fat epidemic." A-HA! Down the rabbit hole. Jk jk, down the hatch. Keep the bacon and onion rings coming.
Amazon Product Site (with more pics and specs)
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Blacktop 360 Grill-Fryer [uncrate]
Thanks to joseph, who keeps a Fry Daddy in the trunk of his car. You're sick.
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