This is a butt-ass quality video of Canada's equivalent to the Loch Ness Monster, Ogopogo. Or...something -- it looks like two logs to me. Of course, it's hard to tell WTF you're looking at because Shaky McNeedsaDrink here can't hold a camera steady for shit. Listen: if you can't manage to hold a camera still you shouldn't be allowed to upload your videos to the internet. OR BREED. That's how serious I am about this. Serious as a grease fire. "PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!" Ha, of course you did. High-five though because that will never get old to me.
Hit the jump for the video of OshKoshB'Gosh or whatever.
Thanks to Danny and the slammer, one of which I'm never going back to (it's Danny, he cheated on me twice).