This is Batbear. Batbear is an Asian black bear with Mickey Mouse ears that keeps the Wrocław Zoo in Poland safe from The Penguin and Killer Croc. Oooooooooor sits around all day waiting to be fed. Also, I'm pretty sure that's a lady-bear. Admittedly, I don't know much about bear privates, but I'm just gonna end this here before curiosity gets the best of me and I wind up Wikipedia-ing it.
Thanks to Erin, who's convinced now more than ever that Bruce Wayne put a baby in a bear's ass. Whaaaaat? I don't believe it. Bane, maybe.
Note: Video is after the jump because my Force wasn't strong enough to keep the video on the front page. I know, I'm a weakling.
Following in the footsteps of Star Wars Kid, somebody went and edited a lightsaber into the hands of Ninja Bear. Only problem is, he can't seem to... / Continue →
Note: Video is after the jump because this bear's ninja moves are so fierce they could kill you on the front page.
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Seen here showing off his sweet fur arm, a werewolf and some other lady record the speech of an African elephant that has learned to speak five words in Korean. I think I know two, so he's already smarter than me (plus handsomer). I like learning dirty words!
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