Back In The Water!: Octopus Scurrying Across Land
This is a video of an octopus trying to carry a crab from one tidal pool to another at the Fitzgerald Marine Reserve in Moss Beach, California. He's not really the best land-walker I've ever seen, but he is trying to carry a crab half the time, and it's not easy struttin' that ass with crabs between your legs. Trust me. Just turn the volume down or try (and fail) to ignore the people talking the whole damn time (God, do you do this at movies too?!), because they're pretty f***ing annoying. Calm down, lady -- you already made him drop his crab, now he's probably gonna starve. YOUR BANTER IS DESTROYING ECOSYSTEMS!
Hit the jump for Spongebob's friend in action.
Thanks to Chris and Meghhan, who agree as soon as King Neptune starts mounting guns to them it's time to move to higher ground.