Another Day, Another Russian Woman Who's Kept An Alien Corpse In Her Refrigerator For Two Years
This is a picture of the carved vegetable alien corpse Russian cat lady Marta Yegorovnam has been keeping in her fridge for the past two years after pulling it from the wreckage of a crashed UFO in 2009. The best part? She's still been using the fridge for food storage. You're f***ing nasty as shit!
She says she approached the flaming wreckage and crumpled metal which she described as 'unbearably hot' and near the twisted hulk lay the dead alien.
The 'creature' is two feet long, has an enormous head, large bulbous eyes and an appearance somewhere between a fish and a humanoid.It also appears to have what looks like a string-like arm protruding from its body.
The footage was unearthed by noted paranormal writer and expert Michael Cohen.
["Noted" paranormal writer Michael] Cohen, 40, said: 'This could be an elaborate hoax, however the possibility that this might be a genuine alien should not be discounted.
LOL @ "this could be an elaborate hoax". Elaborate, really? Some crazy Russian lady CARVED A F***ING WATERMELON, she didn't orchestrate a fake moon landing. This sounds like the kind of guy who'd shit bricks if you pulled a coin out of his ear.
Hit the jump for two more shots, including one with a ruler. You know, for scientific-ness.
Mystery of the 'alien corpse' woman stored in her fridge for two years (why do they all turn up in Russia?) [dailymail]
Thanks to cailyn and Aoife, who could make a more convincing alien corpse in a half-hour with noting but leftovers and an Easy-Bake oven.
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