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November 13, 2011 - November 19, 2011 Archives

  • November 18, 2011
    Blue balls and beer -- story of my life, bro. Women: they'll tear your heart out, spit in the hole, then not respond to the voicemails you leave about how much you still love her and want to work things out just so you can stay overnight one more time and steal a bunch of her ... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2011
    To infinity and beyo-- oh no, OH NO! Buzz Lightyear: he doesn't belong in your ass. At least not upside down. You think a doctor's gonna believe he flew up there by himself feet first? THINK AGAIN (doesn't work for Ninja Turtles either). Buzz Lightyear Should Not Be Insi... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2011
    Seen here shaming their families, Cringey McVista and the Windhoes 98 crew or whatever rap about their love for the Windows 7 phone. It's...pretty much as bad as it gets. It's the kind of video that, not only do you find yourself embarrassed to watch and feel bad for the girls... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2011
    If eyes really are the windows to the soul YOU'VE GOT TWO GIANT GAPING HOLES IN THE SIDE OF YOUR HOUSE BRO. These are the mummified remains of an alien found in Peru. Sure you might think they're just the remains of a person born with a really unfortunate dome, but no, they'r... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2011
    This is a hacked together video of the Enterprise crew from Star Trek: The Next Generation watching the original Star Wars. They...seem to like it. You think it would be the same way if it were Star Wars characters watching Star Trek? No way -- Han Solo would never watch The... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2011
    This is a trick sandwich being sold by some unscrupulous sammy purveyor in Asia. Jesus -- any crappier and it would just be bread. MOLDY bread. And a roach. For 33¢, This Sandwich Seems Like a Bargain [neatorama] Thanks to beebs who claims she makes the best sandwiches in... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2011
    This is a video of a little girl pushing a toy car full of people off a cliff and then laughing maniacally at the carnage. *wiping tear* Supervillains -- they just grow up so quick, you know? It seems like only yesterday she was eating boogers. "That was this morning." She... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2011
    Unarguably the best screencap of all time. This is a video of some superheroes (and a villain) dancing at a kid's birthday party. It...gets interesting fast. One minute they're all singing happy birthday and the next booties are poppin' and crotches rockin'. Obviously, they... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2011
    Nintendo teamed up with West Coast Customs to create two fully functional front-wheel drivereal-life Mario Karts for display at the Los Angeles Auto Show. This is Mario's classic kart here but there's a Luigi bee-mobile or whatever after the jump. Both are impressive and I'd ... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2011
    This is a video of some nutjob starting a fire in his mouth using some sort of magic powder. Then, after he gets it going, some other dude uses it to light a cigarette and musters the best "I'm cool" look he can FOR A GUY WHO JUST LIT A CIGARETTE FROM ANOTHER DUDE'S BURNING MO... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2011
    What was I just doing? "Writing." Ooooooh, right. Writing what? "Probably dino-erotica." So true. According to recent experiments conducted at the University of Notre Dame (the same school that awarded Quasimodo a degree in bell-ringing), passing through a doorway makes i... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2011
    Bethesda Game Studio, best known for their RPG's like Fallout and Elder Scrolls, made the promise to award free games for life to any child born on Skyrim's release date and named after the games protagonist, Dovahkiin. And, to nobody's surprise, somebody did it. Seen here lo... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2011
    This is a video of the Abstract Expressionist Robot. He paints pictures of how he feels based on input from a nearby microphone. *playing death metal* God, just stop painting and end it already! You know you want to. artist Benjamin Grosser offers up a mash-up...which uses... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2011
    Belly button lint? You got a belly button finger, bro! 20-year old Chinese furniture worker Wang Yongjun lost the tip of his middle finger flipping the wrong person the bird to a circular saw. It's all good though because doctors sewed his hand to his stomach and apparently ... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2011
    Hell no I'm not giving you a high-five -- and put those titties away, gramma! This is a video of Carrie Fisher looking more like a f***ing alien than Princess Leia (is that rhinestone eyeshadow?!) responding to William Shatner's video about how much better Star Trek is than St... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2011
    Make-believe anatomist Jason Freeny is back with another lesson, this time in the form of a LEGO minifig. You ever wonder what was inside those little guys? SPOILER: guts, just like inside you and me! Kidding, I'm solid penises and a coal-black heart. You know how the Grinc... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2011
    This is a video of a girl dressed as Link playing Zelda songs on the violin. She's very...animated. Like to the point of spazzy. Hit the jump and dance like you're on shrooms.... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2011
    This is series of paint splatter superheroes by artist Arian Noveir. Now before you go running off to the comments to complain there's no way you could splatter paint like that, don't. They're DIGITAL. Although you could probably recreate them IRL with the right amount of m... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2011
    We worked as hard and quickly as we could to bring back the darkness some of you guys seem to have missed so much. If the site is still showing up with tons of white on it, hit refresh and you should be transported to the dark theme. We're still working on a permanent redesign,... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2011
    Seen here about to choke some poor f*** out, Jusui-Kun is a robotic bear pillow that paws at a person's face if they're snoring, encouraging them to roll over and stop cutting the z's or whatever. TOO BAD I DON'T SNORE. God, make something for busting ass in your sleep. Okay... / Continue →
  • Hey, do you like girls doing archery? Do you not want to give in to watching The Hunger Games trailer? At last, a solution: Brave, a Pixar film about a Scottish princess that, like so many a princess heroine, is not content with sitting around being princessly. Surrounded by we... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2011
    Seen here making a giant Spongebob costume, 28-year-old German biochemist/fashion designer Anke Domaske pretends to measure something while an older lady dozes off behind her. Anke recently won an innovation award from the German Textile Research Association (how prestigious!)... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2011
    Those are people in the background. This is Titanoboa, a 50-foot long robotic snake weighing over 2,000-pounds that was modeled after the actual prehistoric snake of the same name and size. I say we kill it and turn it into cowboy boots. Or lady's handbags -- I don't f***ing... / Continue →
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  • November 16, 2011
    Baconlube, originally speculated to be an April Fool's joke, is now a real $12 bacon-flavored product to smear on your wiener or whatever. Just be careful bedding a hungry girl, or you might pull back a stump. Get it? Because you were licking it off each other's fingers as s... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2011
    The robot apocalypse nears, blah blah blah, if you don't believe me already you probably never will and, quite frankly, don't deserve to survive the uprising. I'm not saying I'm going to throw you to the robots, but I will tie your shoelaces together and club your knees so you... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2011
    This is a Game of Thrones cake made by Kensei Yonzon and Nicole Villar Balaoing. It's a throne made out of swords made out fondant. You ever tried swallowing a sword before? It's harder than it looks. Plus you have to be real careful not to drop it because one time at the c... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2011
    Researchers at MIT have created a computer chip that emulates the way the human brain responds to learning, heralding the future of artificial intelligence and, undoubtedly, humanity's demise. *drinking the Kool-Aid* Robots will never take me alive! "You forgot to add poison... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2011
    I posted about turning a loved one's ashes (or anyone you want to dig up and burn, really) into a diamond back in 2009, so this isn't really a new concept. But death diamonds can cost up to $20K, where as dead body beads will only set you back $870, making them the obvious cho... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2011
    This is a picture of the carved vegetable alien corpse Russian cat lady Marta Yegorovnam has been keeping in her fridge for the past two years after pulling it from the wreckage of a crashed UFO in 2009. The best part? She's still been using the fridge for food storage. You'... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2011
    What you're looking at are incredibly thin pieces of lab-grown beef. Pretty appetizing, right? "They look like scabs with little pieces of Band-Aid stuck in them." Mmmmmmm, scabs. I just had one on my knee that was almost ready for harvest but it came off in the bed and I h... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2011
    Brian Chen, best know as the origami expert who created these Batman, Iron Man andWall-E models, is back at, this time WITH FOLDABLE UKULELE KITS OF HIS OWN DESIGN. This soprano-sized kit, which takes "about half a day" to construct will set you back around $85, or you can get... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2011
    This is Batbear. Batbear is an Asian black bear with Mickey Mouse ears that keeps the Wrocław Zoo in Poland safe from The Penguin and Killer Croc. Oooooooooor sits around all day waiting to be fed. Also, I'm pretty sure that's a lady-bear. Admittedly, I don't know much abou... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2011
    Look at this picture. You know what these guys have in common? They're all white BUT REALLY, REALLY TAN. Plus astronauts. And now NASA is hiring new ones. Want to apply with me? I need your clean urine. Here -- just soak this pair of underwear and I'll wring it out when ... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2011
    MIT student Tyler Christensen went and made himself a dual-resonant solid state Tesla coil, then strapped that sucker to a hat and pumped the Mortal Kombat theme through it. Unfortunately, it broke the night before Halloween, leaving him no other option but to go trick-or-trea... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2011
    This is a video of a new 3-D laser display that can "print" 3-D images IN MIDAIR. How? Magic. I know I say that a lot, but I'm actually 99% certain this time. The system has a framerate of just 10-15 FPS right now, although the company is working on bumping that up to 24-30... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2011
    PETA, best known for always going about things the wrong way, has now taken exception to the Mario franchise, citing Mario's tandoori Tanooki suit sends children the message that it's okay to wear fur. That...is a stretch. A loooooooong one. Like if I tied my penis to a ligh... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2011
    People scouring China's deserts on Google Maps hoping to find God knows what have uncovered numerous unusual structures (others after the jump), including this series of....well, whatever the hell this is. The world's shittiest corn maze? The tracks are perfectly executed, ... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2011
    This is what one day of Flickr uploads -- over a million photos -- looks like printed out and piled all over the floor of an art gallery. It's...a mess. If this were my bedroom growing up there is ZERO CHANCE I would have gotten dessert with dinner. Some pretentious bullshit... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2011
    Crusty drawls, yo. $32 Calorie Shapers are resin-coated biker-shorts/sparkle-panties that are stiffer than regular boxer-briefs and, when walked in 1.5-hours a day per week, can burn enough additional calories to offset 16-ounces of beer. WELL WOOPTIE-F***IN'-DO-DA. I'd rath... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2011
    These are a bunch of pillow fight pillows with images of weapons silkscreened on them. They remind me of the time in college I managed to weasel my way into a sorority house pillow fight. Okay so that never happened, but I did dream about it once. One girl filled her pillowc... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2011
    Peekaboo! I say ironic because what good is a Game Boy if you don't have any fingers? Exactly, only as good as a doorstop. These are a pair of Game Boy themed fingerless gloves lovingly crotched crocheted knit by MaDonna Flowers. They...will keep your wrists warm. And you ... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2011
    This is a video of Mario and Luigi swinging nunchucks around to the original Super Mario theme. It's OKAY, but I would have liked to see a little bit more aggressiveness with the chucks. I mean, you're not exactly gonna scare the goombas away swinging those things around like... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2011
    This is a $165 Solid Grey backpack. It's made out of single piece of rigid polyprene (plastic) and would look even better painted like a ninja turtle shell. But what wouldn't? *eying coffee table* Okay, that one I might have f***ed up. These unique bags feature a folding h... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2011
    This is a video of a squirrel going nuts(!) with a little lightsaber. One second he's all calm and the next he's doing like thirty backflips and running up a tree. Now I'm not saying he's definitely on something, but I wouldn't be surprised if the Jedi Council found out he su... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2011
    Transform and reel in! This is the $425 Pack Rifle, a .22 caliber single-shot rifle that turns into a fishing pole in case you're tired of hunting wabbit and wanna grill some fish over the campfire or whatever the hell you outdoorsy types do. Wear flannel and shit in a hole? ... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2011
    This is a video of the Cheers theme song set to Photoshopped pictures of Mos Eisley patrons. Not gonna lie, Most Eisley looks like my kinda place. If I don't stand at least a 30% chance of getting stabbed in the back by a stranger I'm not interested. What can I say, I like t... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2011
    This is a Pokemon rose somebody painted for a lover. Presumably theirs. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume it was made by a lady because that is some dainty-ass handwriting. Also, the exclamation point's point IS A F***ING HEART. Men don't do that. Most men write s... / Continue →