Buzz Lightyear: Why Is He In Your Ass?

To infinity and beyo-- oh no, OH NO! Buzz Lightyear: he doesn't belong in your ass. At least not upside down. You think a doctor's gonna believe...
November 18, 2011

Painful: Girls Rapping About Windows Phone

Seen here shaming their families, Cringey McVista and the Windhoes 98 crew or whatever rap about their love for the Windows 7 phone. It's...pretty much as bad...
November 18, 2011

Walking Through Doors Makes You Forget Things

What was I just doing? "Writing." Ooooooh, right. Writing what? "Probably dino-erotica." So true. According to recent experiments conducted at the University of Notre Dame (the same...
November 17, 2011

Eye Candy: Paint Splatter Superheroes

This is series of paint splatter superheroes by artist Arian Noveir. Now before you go running off to the comments to complain there's no way you could...
November 17, 2011

Site News: Back in Black

We worked as hard and quickly as we could to bring back the darkness some of you guys seem to have missed so much. If the site...
November 17, 2011

Strong Bones, Sexy Dresses: Fabric Made From Milk

Seen here making a giant Spongebob costume, 28-year-old German biochemist/fashion designer Anke Domaske pretends to measure something while an older lady dozes off behind her. Anke recently...
November 16, 2011

Baconlube: Now A Real (Nasty) Product

Baconlube, originally speculated to be an April Fool's joke, is now a real $12 bacon-flavored product to smear on your wiener or whatever. Just be careful bedding...
November 16, 2011

Oh Goody: A Brain-Emulating Computer Chip

Researchers at MIT have created a computer chip that emulates the way the human brain responds to learning, heralding the future of artificial intelligence and, undoubtedly, humanity's...
November 16, 2011

First Lab-Grown Burger Coming Soon, $345,000

What you're looking at are incredibly thin pieces of lab-grown beef. Pretty appetizing, right? "They look like scabs with little pieces of Band-Aid stuck in them." Mmmmmmm,...
November 15, 2011

Get Real: PETA Vs. The Mario Bros. Franchise

PETA, best known for always going about things the wrong way, has now taken exception to the Mario franchise, citing Mario's tandoori Tanooki suit sends children the...
November 15, 2011

Stiff Japanese Underwear Help Burn Calories

Crusty drawls, yo. $32 Calorie Shapers are resin-coated biker-shorts/sparkle-panties that are stiffer than regular boxer-briefs and, when walked in 1.5-hours a day per week, can burn enough...
November 14, 2011