1-Man Mile High Club: Airline To Offer In-Flight P0rn
Snakes on a plane?
Because the worst f***ing ideas are usually the ones to see the light of day (see: nine out of ten recent movies), low-cost/comfort/convenience airline Ryanair is not only considering removing the bathrooms from its planes for extra seating, but offering hardcore p0rn straight to handheld devices. "Pfft -- just give me a Wi-Fi connection and I'll show you the worst!" You know, it's scary to me how quickly you thought of that.
Obviously, since TV screens in the backs of seats would be a nice perk, you won't find them anywhere on Ryanair planes. So where's the porn go? On handheld devices, which seems a little counter-productive. The idea is that you'd log in to some sort of Ryanair app, which would offer you a tasteful selection of games, movies, gambling, or hardcore pornography. As Ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary puts it, "Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn't we?"
No, there are plenty of reasons why you shouldn't have it, Michael. For starters, there are the children to consider. For enders, there's the fat guy sitting next to me WHO'S MASTURBATING WHILE OUR THIGHS ARE TOUCHING. A friend told me that makes me gay, Michael.
Thanks to Logan, who agrees anyone with a visible boner during a flight should be considered a terrorist and dealt with accordingly.